MR JIPPITY WAS HERE

James, dear James, I hope you're still here to see this, only because there's something I've been wanting to tell you for quite a while. I warned you and you still did what you did.

• 1. It's very tasty, trust me :D
• 2. You'll have fun making it. Baking rocks!
• 3. You could share it with friends or parents! If you have any, of course ;C
• 4. Imagine a future in which you'll be able to bake a strawberry cake for a loved one, only because you already knew how to do so.
• 5. If it really comes that tasty, you should take it and gift a piece to your local cute barista... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• 7. You wouldn't need to spend good money on a cake that taste bad.
• 8. Umm... why not?